Our last Blog of this year sends special messages of LOVE from all of us here at Shell Essences to all of you around the world. Nancy wrote this poem for all of you - Lots of Aussie flair and FUN. Till we join up again in 2018 many blessings and LOVE from our hearts to yours đđđ THANK YOU FOR BEING IN OUR LIVES
Aussie Christmas.
In a billabong far from the reaches of time
A bunyip lay snoozing, wrapped softly in slime
Till woken by frogs (who should have known better)
Croaking âa crocodileâs come with a letter;
Thereâs a piece of old reindeer hide clamped in its jaws
Thatâs covered with scribble and signed by âS. Clausââ
The bunyip sat up and rubbed ooze from his eyes,
He extracted the reindeer hide, brushed off the flies.
Turned it over and over to find where it started,
Then gobbled the frogs while the wise croc departed.
âDear cousin, Dear Bunyip, Dear Friendâ, it began
Uh oh, thought the bunyip; old Claus has some plan!
âRemember we met at a party last year?
I was the one in the red and white gearâ
Thatâs right, groaned the bunyip â all ho, ho and merry!
Old sheepskin beard and nose like a cherry.
âI am hopingâ wrote Clause, âyou can see your way clear
To lending your able assistance this year.
Thereâs a job I must do that I usually enjoy,
Delivering gifts to each girl and boy.
In most of the world I have coped very well,
But the heat and the flies in your land give me hell!
The reindeer and striking, they say that they hate it;
Thereâs one fewer than last year, (I think something ate it.)
So be a good fellow and lend me a hand,
You know you did promise!â âI did? Iâll be damnedâ
Thought the bunyip, unmoved by the plea.
âtwas the drink that was speaking, it sure wasnât me!
Then a dreadful thought struck him. He gave a great sob.
What if, just suppose Santa bungled the job!
They would want to replace him; to whom would they look?
He grabbed a dry frogskin with fingers that shook.
âDear Cousin, Dear Santaâ he wrote. âNever fear.
Iâll deliver your Australian presents this year.
Itâs a great job you do; donât think to retire!â
And signed it âYour friend, B Bunyip esquireâ.
So if you see Santa Claus in the shops or the street
And his boots seem a wee bit too small for his feet;
If he wears a false beard tied on with elastic,
And his shape seems to be a little fantastic,
Just smile, so he wonât know that youâve realized
Heâs not Santa at all, but the bunyip disguised.
© Nancy Parker